1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,406 (knock at door) 2 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,003 Shawn, we gotta get to school. 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,708 What? You don't know the way without me? 4 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,750 Just come on. 5 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:19,309 Fine. This pizza's bad anyway. 6 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:20,376 (sniffs) 7 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,787 No, wait. It's you. 8 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:25,787 Oh, no. 9 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,225 Too much cologne. 10 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:29,923 I knew this would happen. 11 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,696 Cologne. 12 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:34,234 Nice clothes. The spinning. 13 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:37,931 How could I forget? It's Wednesday. T-day. 14 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:40,804 Topanga's back from her summer trip. 15 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,775 Oh, yeah. 16 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,546 So you're gonna do it, huh, Cor? You're gonna ask her to be your girlfriend? 17 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:49,378 I really hope she says yes. 18 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:52,351 But come on, come on. We're gonna be late. 19 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:55,287 Lateness. A problem for me once. 20 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:58,757 That was, of course, until I got me a teacher roommate. 21 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,453 John! 22 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,059 Yeah? 23 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:04,291 Hey, Matthews, nice outfit. 24 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,526 Job interview? 25 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:12,639 Watch. Listen, John, I'm dragging a little this morning. 26 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,471 I'm gonna need some extra time. You think you could jot a note for me? 27 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,340 Sure. No problem. 28 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:21,610 You know, anything you want - "late," "doctor." Have fun with it. 29 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,844 You got it. 30 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,683 - No way. - What'd he write? 31 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,485 "No way." 32 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,152 That's right, pal. Your butt's in homeroom before that first bell rings 33 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:37,926 or TV no way, snacks no way, dates no way. OK? 34 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,095 Snacks? 35 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:44,795 I'm new at this. Now, get out of here. 36 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:47,541 Shawn? 37 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,134 Aren't you forgetting something? 38 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:53,003 My books. 39 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:06,951 Shawn, it's a new year, a new me. You notice the spring in my step? 40 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,928 - Boxer shorts. - Oh! 41 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,830 - You wild man. - Oh, yeah. 42 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,663 Cor, Cor, there she is. 43 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,863 Cory, what is this? 44 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:22,671 It's John Adams. He was a president. 45 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,110 School namesake. He was a father of our country. 46 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:28,012 Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Cor, why are you hiding? 47 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:31,984 No, I-I'm not hiding. It's just... 48 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:35,045 Look at her, Shawn. I mean, look at Topanga. 49 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:41,592 I thought I missed her over the summer, but I miss her even more in person. 50 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,722 Wow, she's pretty. 51 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:47,290 Well, come on, Cory. Just go up to her and say hi. You've known her your whole life. 52 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,563 Yeah, but that's not the Topanga I've known. 53 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:55,268 I mean, it's like she goes away for a summer and comes back a woman. 54 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,868 Yeah, so did Coach Franklin. 55 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,107 But that's another story. Cory, look. 56 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,480 We have been over and over and over this. 57 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:07,112 Now, just walk up to her and ask her to go steady. 58 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,656 All right. Here I go. 59 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:15,988 Am I moving yet? 60 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,670 All right, no skin. 61 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:33,637 Well, Mr. Matthews. And how is the new president of the Film Society? 62 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,513 Proud. Proud and dedicated. 63 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,984 Tell me why I'm doing this again? 64 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:43,752 Because extracurriculars look good on college applications. 65 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,089 Why? My grades aren't good enough to get me into college? 66 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:51,359 Your grades, my friend, are not good enough to get you a Slurpee. 67 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,595 Mr. Feeny, do I have to show this movie? I mean, Paint Your Wagon? 68 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,399 A cowboy musical? Nobody's coming to this. 69 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:01,772 Yes, well, it's Coach Franklin's favorite film. 70 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,471 Hey, why can't I show something where people get, you know, 71 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,911 slashed or gored or disemboweled, you know? 72 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:10,473 - Something with a story. - No horror films, please. 73 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:16,421 Violent and twisted characters have no place on a high-school campus. 74 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,454 - Hello! - Hello! 75 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,528 OK, off you go. 76 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,430 Crazy new kid swallowed his lunch money. 77 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:30,198 Luckily, Frankie's an expert at the "floor-lick" maneuver. 78 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:34,708 - Ain't that right, Frankie? - Please, you embarrass me. 79 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:38,511 I'll see you gentlemen in detention. 80 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:41,446 Why, Mr. Feeny? What'd you do? 81 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:47,483 Something in a previous life, I'm sure. 82 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:51,286 Yeah, I gotta say, Cor, Topanga's looking very hot. 83 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,226 Very fine. Very... 84 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,286 ...Coppertone. 85 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,222 I got the idea. 86 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,927 All right, I'm gonna go for it. 87 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:09,067 Shawn, you're not next to me. I must be moving. 88 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,007 Hello. 89 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:17,774 Cory, hi. So, we're in all the same classes again. 90 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:21,549 Yeah, I... I had a nice summer too. Thanks. 91 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:25,722 Bye. 92 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,697 What just happened over there, Shawn? 93 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:37,067 I mean, I'm talking with you fine, but over there with Topanga, 94 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,231 I became a... a... 95 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,366 ...sea monkey. 96 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:46,075 - That's a bad animal, man. - (bell rings) 97 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,779 Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys... You didn't hear, did you? 98 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,581 What? What? 99 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:56,919 This year when the bell rings, it means get to class. 100 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,256 The Hunter boy giving you a rough time? 101 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:05,629 I suggest you send a note home to yourself. 102 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,600 All right, George, all right. There's still a few bugs to work out. 103 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:10,535 But I'm telling you, until his parents show up, I'm glad to have him. 104 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,505 We had a great time over the summer break. 105 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:16,771 Well, the vacation is over. The relationship must change accordingly. 106 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:20,541 Oh, come on, George. You can't know everything. 107 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:23,174 (bell rings) 108 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,310 How does he do it? 109 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,558 Cor, here's your chance. Just ask her out for movie night. 110 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,062 Try and stop me. 111 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,324 Topanga. 112 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,995 Thanks for this. 113 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,904 - I saluted. - We all saw. 114 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:55,213 Cor, you're making too big a deal out of this. Just act natural. 115 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:57,410 You're right. 116 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,947 So, uh, Topanga. 117 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:04,480 - Friday night, what's going on? - I don't know. 118 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,688 Neither do I. 119 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,889 OK, then. 120 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,301 Shawn. 121 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,366 I did this. 122 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,375 (booing) 123 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,075 Hey, hey! Get off my back! 124 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,675 - I'm trying to get into college here. - (booing) 125 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:34,812 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Shut all your traps. 126 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,050 It says Clint Eastwood's in this picture. 127 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,955 Singing. 128 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:44,661 Word around the halls is your ticket sales are a little lackluster, Matthews. 129 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:47,132 And to that end, we have a business proposition. 130 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,669 We'll take all the tickets and we'll sell the show out for you. 131 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:51,796 - Cool. - For a piece, of course. 132 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,102 Piece. Piece of what? 133 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:59,836 The profits. You see, we've got our fingers in every organization in this school. 134 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,712 Except the mime club. 135 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,279 No, those guys give me the creeps. 136 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,021 (mouths) 137 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,653 Oh, wait a minute, I know what this is. You guys can forget it, all right? 138 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:20,189 Hey, nobody says forget it to Joey the Rat. Ain't that right, Frankie? 139 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,758 Help, Joey! They got me in that box again. 140 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,431 Get out of here. Get out of here. 141 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:29,602 Cory? 142 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,670 - Are you OK? - Oh, yeah, yeah. Very OK, why? 143 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,573 All day you've hardly said a word to me, avoided eye contact, 144 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:41,212 and did I imagine this or did you salute me? 145 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,950 You were in that rainforest a long time. See... 146 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,550 ...saluting's in now. 147 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,219 Bob. 148 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,860 Steve. 149 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,724 Coach Franklin. 150 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,862 Cory, I know what this is about. Why you're acting so strange? 151 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,431 It's about Friday night, isn't it? 152 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:05,877 Yeah! Yeah! Um... So here's what I'm thinking. 153 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:08,540 We get a big group together, we grab a bite at Chubbie's... 154 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,742 - ...and then we're... - Cory. 155 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,513 I'm going with someone else. 156 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,113 I sort of thought you knew. 157 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,353 Yeah. Yeah. 158 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,691 I heard something about that. 159 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,992 Guess it just slipped my mind. 160 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,094 If you'll excuse me, I have to be... 161 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,764 ...in another place entirely. 162 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,109 Can you get me an orange? 163 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,815 Topanga has a date for the screenings. 164 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:52,916 You were right, Shawn. I mean, you warned me this would happen. 165 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,484 - I did? - Yeah. You said Topanga looked hot. 166 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,861 And if I waited too long some other guy was gonna move right in. 167 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,400 - I did. - I brought this on. 168 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,663 I can only blame myself. 169 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,330 I just wonder who asked her. 170 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,397 I did. 171 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,270 Huh? 172 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,868 I asked Topanga out. 173 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,545 You asked Topanga out? 174 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,883 What? You said yourself, she's a woman now. 175 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,651 I can't talk to you right now. 176 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,124 Cool. See you. 177 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,057 (grunts) 178 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,119 I was gonna ask her out. 179 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,460 Really, I was. 180 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,263 Tell me I'm dreaming. 181 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,168 - Just send me a sign. - (shrieks) 182 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,296 - Call this a sign? - You bet it's a sign. 183 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,069 Come on, kid. Lift your shirt. 184 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,633 Lift, lift, lift! 185 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,874 "Film Society screening Friday." 186 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,976 Ten bucks a pair. Cough it up. Cough, cough, cough... 187 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,280 No, no. This is not a good time, OK? 188 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:58,352 - "Be there or be..." - (shrieks) 189 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,819 "...dead." 190 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,995 It's catchy. 191 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:12,231 - It's OK, Hunter. Don't get up. - Well? 192 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,240 That's the best job interview I've been out on in months. 193 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,708 - All right, Eli. So you got something? - Yep. 194 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:20,508 The secretary's phone number. I start Saturday night. 195 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,349 What about the job, man? 196 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,477 - Overqualified. - Overqualified. 197 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,851 Eli, buddy. 198 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,016 When they kick you out of your apartment, you'll always have a place to stay. 199 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:35,494 - I appreciate that. - That park across the street, man. 200 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:39,761 And they got new benches. And we'd still be neighbors. 201 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,000 - All right, where is he? - You don't believe in knocking? 202 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:47,472 No, I don't believe in anything anymore. I demand to know where Shawn Hunter is. 203 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,910 - I'm right here, Cor. - Aha! I've found you. 204 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,543 - Is this about Topanga? - What were you thinking, Shawn? 205 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,244 You do not ask out your best friend's girl. 206 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,344 - Am I right? - How long have you been dating her? 207 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,982 - Never! He didn't even make a move. - Yeah, but I was going to. 208 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,459 This sounds like a clear violation of the gentlemen's code of dating. 209 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,587 Yes. 210 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:15,431 See, a true friend doesn't ask out a girl that his buddy likes or has just broken up with. 211 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,965 Right, John? 212 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:21,735 Yeah, well, you know. Whatever. I mean, there's always exceptions to that rule. 213 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:25,370 Yeah, and would one of these exceptions be a certain Miss Cynthia Harp? 214 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,346 Eli, will you let it go, man? That was ten years ago. 215 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,973 Besides, you dumped her for that Spanish transfer student 216 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,315 whose only word of English was "yes." 217 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,685 - That was my favorite semester. - OK, so don't be... 218 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,745 - That doesn't make a difference. - Don't start... 219 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,416 Excuse me! 220 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,892 Knife in the back here. 221 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:45,796 All I did was ask out a girl who didn't have a boyfriend. Which reminds me. 222 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:50,030 - I think I'll go call her and firm up plans. - Oh, go ahead, Hunter. 223 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,130 Firm your little heart out. Firm up your plans for Friday night. 224 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,142 And every night for that matter, my friend. 225 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,940 Or should I say my ex-friend? 226 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,277 I'm outta here. 227 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:08,552 Who's gonna tell him he's in the closet? 228 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,753 And I'm taking back my sweater. 229 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,822 Nice save. 230 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,993 Mom, I gotta ask you something. 231 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,732 Do you believe that opposites attract? 232 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,637 Well, yeah. 233 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,801 But it can never last, right? 234 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:33,040 Well, actually, Cory, your dad and I had nothing in common at first. 235 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:36,378 But then, the differences made it kind of exciting. 236 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,214 In fact, the first time we kissed was so incredible... 237 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,685 Stop. 238 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:45,214 Why did I even ask a woman? They only bring you heartache. 239 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,893 Well, this one brings dinner every night, a roof over your head, 240 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:52,454 and there was that little giving-birth thing. 241 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,694 Mom, that's getting real old. 242 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,703 You know, Mom, I'm sensing one of those brother-to-brother moments. 243 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,673 - I can take it from here. - My pleasure. He's all yours. 244 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,573 Thanks. 245 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,375 You know, Cor, a little song comes to mind 246 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,350 that might be able to help you through these tough times. 247 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:16,378 Topanga's going out with Shawn Topanga's going out with Shawn 248 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,825 Bite me very much. 249 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:24,227 Now, listen. I still don't believe Topanga really likes Shawn. 250 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,824 In fact, I'm gonna call her and find out. 251 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,891 Yeah, yeah. Why don't you just take the cordless up to the roof 252 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,904 so after you talk to her you can jump? 253 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,673 You're really hurting, aren't you? 254 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,806 That just takes all the fun out of it. 255 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,442 I've never felt so horrible before. 256 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:50,923 I mean, I'm sitting here like this, and she's out there having a good time. 257 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,550 It makes no sense, Eric. 258 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,595 I gotta talk to Topanga and find out where I stand. 259 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:56,685 Look, Cory, Cory, Cory? 260 00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:01,326 I got about ten seconds of sincerity left in me, so don't interrupt, all right? 261 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,063 Ask a girl what she's thinking, she'll feel cornered. 262 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,230 - So what do I do? - Ask her best friend. 263 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,933 Straight answers, no pressure. Time's up. 264 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,237 Oh, yeah. 265 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,676 Trini. 266 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:19,919 I was so totally, totally blown away that you asked me here today after school. 267 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:23,684 Considering how much I really bug you and all. 268 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,085 - No, no. Trini. - (slams ketchup down) 269 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,150 Um... 270 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:33,165 I really find your infectious, perky energy just... 271 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,758 Would you give me that? 272 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,365 Let an old ketchup-slapper help you out. 273 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,307 So, uh, what do you want? 274 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,674 Well, I need to ask you something. 275 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,807 Say there was this girl, who's always been despised by a certain guy. 276 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,215 I mean, they're complete opposites. 277 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,518 - But then, it's like, one day she just... - Oh, my God. 278 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,581 I am so flattered. 279 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,689 - Why? - Because... 280 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,731 ...you're asking me out. 281 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,266 Aren't you? 282 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:09,996 Uh... 283 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,436 Yes. Yes, I am. 284 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:21,641 - Friday night. Movies. You and me. - Do you wanna do dinner first? 285 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,340 No. No. 286 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,119 I don't think I'll be hungry. 287 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,084 Uh, Frankie, Joey, what are we doing in here? 288 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:36,095 Like we told you. Mr. Blue, Mr. Brown. Come on. 289 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,825 Look, if you guys are collecting, the Film Society's broke, all right? 290 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,367 Nobody's buying tickets. 291 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,960 Maybe not from you. 292 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,130 But we have sold out. 293 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,780 What? Are you kidding? All these people bought tickets for Paint Your Wagon? 294 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,680 Paint Your Wagon. Yeah, right. 295 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,317 Laugh with us. 296 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,292 Well, cheer up, Eric. 297 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:13,026 It's not the quantity of the audience, it's the quality. 298 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,430 Oh, shut up. 299 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:25,076 Well, I'd stay, but these mime people give me the creeps. 300 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,817 Mr. Blue, let 'em in. 301 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:36,413 Joey's Mr. Blue. I'm Brown. How don't you see that? 302 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,720 Come on, come on. Let's go. Let's go. 303 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,783 Keep it moving. Keep it moving. 304 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,385 Sit, sit, sit, sit. 305 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,191 Hey, one to a chair. One to a chair! 306 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:47,256 Nothing packs them in like a feel-good horror film. 307 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,360 Texas Gut Suckers, Part Five: Leon's Revenge. 308 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,338 - Don't forget about our little surprise guest. - Oh, so Leon made it? 309 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,500 Yeah, but the airline lost his guts. 310 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,238 You should never check your guts. 311 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,706 Come on, Trini. There are two over here. 312 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,142 Hi, Cory. Hi, Trini. 313 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,587 - I like your hair. - Oh, thanks. 314 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,250 - I think she meant Trini, Cor. - Hey, you wanna step outside? 315 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,554 Cory. 316 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,195 (cartoon-type music plays) 317 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:25,695 Some people can't even make it through the cartoon. 318 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,035 You little badger. 319 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,993 Oh, great. 320 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,694 I've been gummed. 321 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,272 Hey! 322 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,571 How about that coyote? What a moron, huh? 323 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,407 All right. 324 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:10,808 Well, on behalf of the Film Society, and their friends, 325 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,046 we would like to thank you all for responding 326 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,056 to the underground invitations stuffed into your lockers. 327 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,093 And now, here to introduce Leon's Revenge, 328 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,025 the man you've all been waiting for. 329 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:26,361 He played Leon the Gut Sucker in parts one, three, and four. 330 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:30,301 Here he is, direct from the pits of hell, your worst nightmare. 331 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,804 Come on. Here he is. 332 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,673 - Boo. - It's Feeny! 333 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,843 Into the car, Mr. Brown. 334 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:48,251 Not until I find out what that monster's done with Leon. 335 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,488 Mr. Feeny, there's a very good explanation for this. 336 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,718 I'm sure there is. 337 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,820 Really? 'Cause, see, I was just kinda winging it. 338 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,294 Shawn? 339 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,767 I'll be right there. 340 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:14,003 - What are you looking at me for? - Cory Matthews, what is your problem? 341 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,311 - You. - What did I do? 342 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,875 Topanga, you only went out with my best friend. 343 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,079 Well, you didn't ask me. 344 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,384 Besides, you came to the make-out movies with my best friend too. 345 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,550 Yeah, but only to... 346 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,116 ...make you think... 347 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,255 I mean, I was just... 348 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,197 - Cory, would you just talk to me? - I can't. 349 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:39,705 Don't you think I want to? I mean, in my head this is so easy. 350 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,674 I've said it all summer long, a million times. 351 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,439 - Said what? - I can't say it now, here, 352 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:48,276 with all these... 353 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,578 ...empty chairs around. 354 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:54,142 Cory, it's just you and me. We've know each other our whole lives. 355 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,883 We've always been able to talk. 356 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,051 That's what's making this so hard now. 357 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,152 It doesn't have to be. 358 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,789 Look, Topanga. 359 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,262 If I had to dream up the perfect woman, 360 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,671 she wouldn't even come close to you. 361 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,107 Would you be my girlfriend? 362 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,884 Yes or no? 363 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,699 (clapping) 364 00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:48,034 Man, it's about time. 365 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,269 You're lucky this whole thing worked, Hunter. 366 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,675 I almost had to kiss him. 367 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,805 Wait, it was a setup? 368 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,043 Come here. 369 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,512 Oh, thank you. 370 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:08,987 Now go back there, you little sea monkey. 371 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,393 So. 372 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,326 Where were we? 373 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,239 You little badger. 374 00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:26,839 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0